You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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