Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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