physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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