Grow some girl-balls and come out already
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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