Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
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Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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