Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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