at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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