we're blogging at a bar
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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