I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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