that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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