fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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