I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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