Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Vodka?
Forever.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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