Already got asked if we're dating
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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