I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Are we still banned from the library?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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