party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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