is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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