My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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