You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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