Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
