You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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