The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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