Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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