about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
