you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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