They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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