Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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