lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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