id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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