spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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