Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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