Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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