You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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