that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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