Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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