She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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