I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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