I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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