Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
