Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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