Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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