Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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