Christians are straight up FREAKS
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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