i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
