come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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