I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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