thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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