READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
