brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
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alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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