My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
how do you play pong handcuffed?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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